There was a terrible car accident. A woman was lying in the street, covered in blood. Someone in the crowd shouted, “Call a priest!”The woman open...d her eyes and said, “I’m a Unitarian.”“Then call a math teacher!”HOW MANY (xxxxxx) DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?Anglicans: 8. One to call the electrician and 7 to say how much they liked the old one better.Charismatics: Only one. Hands are already in the air.Lutherans: Change?!?!?!?!?!Mennonites: At least 15. One to change the bulb and 3 or 4. As I am married guy, but I told her that I am unmarried, and slowly and slowly, I asked her to meet in personal. And one day she got ready and we meet on a bus stand, and she is just in normal salwar and suit. As she is going to her parents home. Then we chatted for some time, over a cold drink, and I told that I like talking to her.I like her frank nature. And I told her that I like her body. Is not very sexy, she has a average body, and she told that she is fat due to one operation. Earlier. Then he twisted them. I moaned out loud, it hurt, but it hurt good when he did it, I could feel tears streaking down my cheeks again, “Please,” I moaned, as I bent my head and licked his hand “What? What do you want?” he asked smiling. “I want to suck your cock again. Please I've been thinking of nothing else since earlier” “You can suck my balls,” he said softly and pushed my head down to his sack, “lick them first” My tongue snaked out and I started licking his nut sack, feeling his. About 5’5 250 pound or so. Long raven black hair, big brown eyes that are so incredibly sexy. Everything about her rocks my world. I don’t tell her that. I make her think she’s lucky to have my attention. That’s the secret.She lights up a More 120 and I am instantly hard. She knows how to push my buttons just as well as I push hers. With the slim brown cigarette in her hand, she takes a long drag and blows the smoke out towards the cracked window of the car. Her fiery red nail polish.