"Where have you been all my life?" I asked him. "I've been around." I figured my boyfriend split on me or something. Man, is he going go hear ...bout it in the morning, but I just now realized that I never got that pizza and was starving. "Well, maybe it's time to get going? You hungry, maybe we can, like, get something to eat or something." "Yeah, I'm starved," he said, "I was in line at some pizza joint over on the boardwalk before when some punk on a skateboard plowed into the. Nineteenth customer of the day can do that to a girl, not that I was counting. My calves ached beneath the cheap, gimmicky costume that was covered in other people's hair. Nobody in their right mind wanted their hair cut by an elf. It was stupid. And to cap it off, fucking Bieber bleated about love on the local station, like he was even old enough to understand what the word meant. But at least it made a change from Slade, Mariah Carey, and Wham. They were all on my shit list.From the padded. "I out-did myself because you inspired me," I replied."Poor Baby, I know you are about to explode but I'm too wiped out to help you right now." That's alright, Trina, I'll take a rain check. I can't begin to tell you how much I enjoyed doing that for you."Katrina mumbled something and almost immediately fell asleep. I, on the other hand, lay there reliving the evening, Mighty Kong throbbing in my undies. Finally, knowing I'd never get to sleep in that state, I slipped into the bathroom and. .. well at least not right away. This situation had to behandled with his usual finesse and his own special brand of managementmagic.Garth set about dividing and conquering this problem duo in his own specialway. Together they were divisive and disruptive to the workflow and thestaff, so Garth set in place a plan to separate these two and deal with themindividually, but not under the gaze of the rest of the staff in thesection.Anna Lang was an overweight, over-bearing, paranoid and somewhat.