She groaned and swatted me for my pun before placing my coffee on the table. Aunt Seema plucked a peach from the bowl and began to nibble daintily on ...t watching her mouth work on the fruit made my hard-on like a steel beam. I doubt my food stayed long enough in my mouth for me to taste it as I gobbled it down standing I selected a juicy looking peach and took a bite from it. I stepped next to Aunt Seema and pushed the top of the apron aside before rubbing the peach against her shapely breast.. He sniffed it, "Nice aroma."He pulled it apart, "Nice consistency, looks as if it is cookedthoroughly."He put half of the biscuit down and grabbed a knife, spreading a thinlayer of butter on the remaining half, "Seems to hold the butter well." Afew snickers passed around the table as the patriarch of the family madesmiling-eye-contact with everyone at the table and he tossed the entirehalf-biscuit into his mouth.As he chewed, his eyes rolled back in his head and he announced, "LordAlmighty, if. "Let's see, how much is half of $71,163,912?" I was thinking.There were lots of pictures being taken. Some cute lady came up and stuck a microphone in my face and asked me what I'll do with the money, where I bought the ticket, all about my life and what this money would mean to me.I just said, "I bought the ticket ovu at the seven eweven downtown and Wosey, she tode me it was a winner. Then, they bwought me hewre and cweaned me up and gave me this check. Now, I guess I'wle get an apartment,. I’m not a terribly handsome guy either maybe I’m a solid 6.5 out of 10. So I like to think that I don’t scare small children as I walk down the street but then again maybe that’s just my own ego protecting me from the truth. In general when I go to the bar I can usually get 1 out of 5 girls that I ask to let me buy them a drink and they will humor me by letting me flirt and make silly passes at them until the drinks gone. Then about 1 out of 5 of those girls will want to hang out until closing.