I took up my usual place with members of the local British Legion branch when I arrived at Wootton Bassett. Their standard was proudly carried by an o...d fellow who had stormed ashore at Normandy on Sword Beach, and I usually stood behind him. He would lower the flag in salute as the cortege paused for the friends and family of the dead, and anyone else who wished, to lay wreaths and flowers on the coffins. Alongside me was a tall thin fellow, ramrod stiff, showing him to be ex-military, former. John and I chose to work in the conference room. We had plenty of room for our laptops and papers.In most highrise office builds the air turns off at 6 PM on weekends. Around 6:30 it started to get a bit warm. Not thinking about my version of casual Friday I slipped my cashmere jacket off.John smiled at me and said I’ll be right there. I’ll be right there? I’ll be right there? WTF does that mean?I got an email from John. “click on the link” HOLY SHIT it was a picture of me with no bra on. I. The first thing I noticed coming down the stairs, looking into the living room, was the phone directory opened on Joanna's desk. Nathan was looking at something in it but from where I was standing, I couldn't see what it was. Nathan turned when he heard me and said, "Did you know that the phone book is wet?"I could feel my face redden at the thought of my tantrum when he continued, "What's more interesting is the category the book is opened at."I had no idea what he was talking about and I told. “Yeah, they do things up right in this place. And do you know what the good part is?”“What?” they both asked together.“We have one whole week to enjoy it. Now, I think we’re all feeling kind of rocky from the trip. We should probably unpack and get our clothes hung up and sorted out. After that, why don’t we take a rest for a while, then get cleaned up, have a little lunch and do some sightseeing. I think we should try and turn in a little early tonight and see if we can get used to the time.