"Um, Wanda, I have a little favor, dear. It's a little embarrassing, if you must know, but I was wondering if I might, you know, just look at those to...s you have? In the cabinet? Would that be a problem, dear?" I smiled. My friend Marge was growing up. I walked over and opened the cabinet door for her. She slowly walked over, reached out, and began touching each toy. She picked up a dildo shaped like a real cock. Putting it down, she picked up a strap on, looked over at me quizzically and then. "You don't appreciate me for the work that I do for you," She shouted."You said that you cooked my dinner where is it?" I asked."What," She said.Over the life time of our planet's history. The man will never win an argument with a woman. It dates back to the Garden of Eden.When Eve told Adam, "Please take a bite from the forbidden apple." I can't because God said not to eat the apple," Adam said.Finally Eve got pissed, and told Adam, "If you don't eat this fucking apple, then you can kiss away. I was a little worried because I wasn't certain if he was interested in the softness of my flesh for his carnal desires or if he was checking on my "tenderness" for a later feast with me as the main course and not the dessert.We made a tricky crossing over a rather wide gorge with a swaying rope walkway underneath and I was ecstatic that my view was up to the sky and not down to the rocks and raging water far below.The "village" which was probably an exaggeration since it was merely a cluster. " That's pretty much how this happened. One day while watering my plants at our Village community garden, I watched as a young woman tended her tomato crop. She was so careful to give each plant tender loving care. It was if they were her children, but the vines had very little fruit. She caught me staring, and came over to my garden. "Hello, I'm Stephanie. I see you here quite often. You have a beautiful garden. I wish I could grow tomatoes like yours." "Hi. I'm Tom. When you've been gardening.
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