I said, “When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.”The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp...Moral to this story : Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?”“I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich.A. “I think they’re magnificent!” he replied, not able to take his eyes from them as she rolled the nipples between her fingers. “I can’t wait to feel your hands and lips on them,” she said, pulling on her nipples as she spoke. “I also can’t wait to feel them wrapped around your big, hard cock!” “I’m looking forward to that myself,” Thomas replied. He could feel the precum flowing out of his cock and dampening the front of his shorts. She stepped back in between Thomas’s feet, and he immediately. Now if you've seen any of the pictures that DS has posted of herself you know two things: One that she is drop dead gorgeous, and two that she is somewhat shy about showing both her body, and face together at the same time to strangers. And yet here we were stretched out in the tiniest string bikini ever made for her new husband's sake, with every guy in site of her growing a woody, drooling, and bug eyed. She tends to have that effect on men, and not a few women as well I have noticed.. Shewasn't nearly as hippy as she thought and looked better in red then sheever dreamed. Occasionally she kissed Rupert for being docile. Whenthey got back to the hotel ? most of the clothes were too follow ?Giles kicked off his 2 inch pumps and groaned."My poor feet!"Jenny hid a grin. Her feet in Giles' Clark casuals were feeling fine!"Let me give you a foot rub."Giles left out a satisfied sigh. "That feels heavenly! Thank you, dear.Jenny, what are we going to do?" he asked finally."Keeping.