”Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, “What size bucket?” and yo momma said, “The one on ...he roof.”Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn’t find the “CALL” button.Yo momma’s so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.Q: Why can’t a blonde. She laid in my arms sleeping until early afternoon just in time for her to shower and get out to work. After I got cleaned up, I also went out to the floor and Paula and Karen were there. Karen looked at us both and asked what the fuck is going on here. I asked what was she talking about. Then she said, you both look like you ate the cannery. Then she said you two are fucking, I should have noticed it the second Paula came from out back. I thought she was coming from the staff parking lot, but. My friend then reached over and tried wiping his jack juice on my shirt, but I rolled out of the way and continued stroking. I only had to hold out for a couple of minutes more, because I knew the stud would be pulling out soon and washing those scrumptious cheeks with his seed. Seconds after he started spitting seamen, I began heaving ropes of my own into the air that landed on the bookshelf next to the bed. Marc and I looked at each other and busted out laughing."We better hide the evidence,". Dale was very interested in visiting some of his properties such as the large estate that was formerly Jessica's, before it was understood that he was the owner. He didn't want anyone to actually know much about him and certainly not until he'd had a bit of time to get a feel for everything. Dale was happy to see that the ladies were having a blast making plans and spending money!While everyone was staying busy, Dale spent some time conversing with Vyagar. "You and Fang appear to have done a.