"He's average," she said.I hear Ramone's voice mumble something."Oh God, is it really?" My wife said, with an excitement that only accompanies her voi...e when she calls to tell me she won't be home until the next morning.I walked out into the living room where they sat on a sofa, dragging my luggage behind me.I gave my wife a kiss and bid them a good night. I reluctantly walked to the door hoping my wife would change her mind about what was required of me.“Darling, send me a text tonight when. They could stroke him, cup his balls, grab his ass or do anything so long as they stayed within inches of the waist of the man before them. Once the ladies were seated, Dad offered us cards, high card went first. I was next to last.Staying hard was no issue. Seeing the ladies apply their varied skills and talents was incredibly erotic. When Mom, who was the third woman in line, released John he turned to the rest of us and crossed his eyes! He had been within seconds of losing it! After. Not quite three wishes to be honest." Dave "What do you mean, not quite three wishes?" Gene "Well as you can see, I am not your average Genie. Genies are commonly asian as a matter of fact. But I come from England. So some corners had to be cut. Because England used up most of the land's magical powers in the age of the Druids, we had to make special concessions to create genies at all." Dave "So how many english genies are there?" Gene "Uh, six. Two are in France, ones in Germany, another is. .. well almost everything: Gwen’s and my relationship, me coming to live here with you - you name it and she’s jealous of it.”I thought again and replied, “Usually when someone is so jealous it means they are having problems for which they are having difficulty coping.”Louise said, “Boy howdy are you right! Brenda has come to work with bruises from her husband’s abuse.”I internally grinned at the American colloquial expression but shook my head and remarked, “No man ever has a right to injure.