45. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!46. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.47. Artificial intelligence i... no match for natural stupidity.48. Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.49. Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.50. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.51. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.52. The sole purpose. I’m prepared for your worst.” “Don’t worry, Gavin. You shall soon have the experience of your life.” Man and woman stood, blades locked as if in a kiss. Gavin’s foot kicked Colleen’s knees out from under her, but as she fell, she gracefully curled her back and rolled backwards, landing on her feet. Flipping her sword upside down in her hand, Colleen bent over as Gavin’s blade sailed above her. Spinning quickly in a circle, she was able to bring her sword blade to rest between Gavin’s legs,. The large, athletically muscled middle-aged man looked down at her dress, then back up into her eyes. She tried to hide her terror with as much of a forced smile as she could muster. The man used his right hand to push her left hand off of her lap. The dress parted and the sides fell, exposing her beautiful legs to where they started to cross. Jenny turned her head, and looked back to her table, where Sam and Tony were watching, as though she could shed her embarrassment by looking away.The man. A tiny waist sat between a tight round ass and small B-cup tits. I really have no idea how long her hair is since whenever I see her it is always worn up off her neck. Her face has sharp attractive features. Small lips under a tiny pointed nose gave perfect accent to her slightly almond shaped blue eyes. At about 5' 2" she couldn't have weighed ninety pounds.She came into my room the second night I was awake."How are we feeling tonight?" It was standard bedside chatter, said almost without.