“How did you get my number?” I inquired. “I stole it from my mother’s phone,” Toni replied. “OK,” I replied. “What can I help you with...” “Some of my friends and I are stranded, and we were wondering if you could pick us up,” came the reply text. I was watching television and had no idea why I was the one getting this plea for help. The wife was gone to her parents for the weekend and I couldn’t go because I had to work on Saturday. I looked at my click and it read 9pm. “Where are you?” I. All the while, slowly becoming more and more effeminate.The doorbell rang startling me. I peeked out the window through the blinds to see Jeff waiting eagerly by the door. I glanced at myself one more time in the mirror, enamored by my reflection, before heading down the stairs. As I opened the door to reveal my slutty nurse's costume, Jeff's eyes almost popped out his head."Oh damn!" he exclaimed, "You look super sexy, baby!" Thank you," I replied, "please, come on in."He stepped inside the. He's already approved our selection of safety equipment." Nonsense. He can't do that, the choice of safety gear is up to the teachers." Dr Fletcher told me not to argue with teachers so I won't. You can either find out from him or just start the class." I don't like smart-alecks..."I held my temper. "Please! You have a choice to make." Yeah. I'm calling the shots now. Your choice is either 100 or 500 laps around the track, now." Sir? Today I'm not accepting that suggestion. It borders on. And seeing as you are enjoying yourself so much, I figure you'll be that lucky lady." "Aren't you afraid that your friends will notice that I'm not a girl?" asked Jody, trying to find a way out of the situation."Not at all, Jody. Everyone at school is too afraid to challenge me on anything. I have dirt on every last one of them. Besides, with a wig and some makeup I think you'll make a very presentable lady." "I can't do my own makeup and I don't own any wigs," said Jody, still thinking he.