Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn’t care. I came ...owntown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, ‘Clinton in ‘16.’ I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important to my health.This One Is Compliments of Charm_BHere’s one I found funny:All mushrooms are edible, but some only once.These Are Compliments of John ASome are. "No. I guess he was in too big of a hurry to mention that."She laughed too. "Tim didn't tell me much about them, except that they were older and that they were 'hot'. I'm guessing that the lake was their idea so that they could see them in their bikinis," she smiled."Speaking of bikinis," I started, "I think I discovered something that I'm a little confused about. Our boys are so much alike, I thought that maybe you could give me some advice."Jill looked up from the newspaper she was casually. "Julia decided to remain with Anne while she tucked in to her breakfast."You're not cross at me, are you?" asked Julia."No. I just didn't expect this," said Anne. "If only I didn't have to goto work, I'd make love to you now." Well, I've got the school run to do, so I've got a reason to get uptoo," said Julia. "But tonight my love, I'll be glad to make you feelspecial." You always do," smiled Anne, giving her another kiss. "You'd better getready. I'll be down shortly."Julia obliged and headed. She was wearing simple white cotton pants in plain girl’s style. Nothing sexy at all. But for the boy this was highly arousing. He could hardly keep from getting to her, but he wanted to go the last step to dominate Irene.‘Tear down your panties!’ he demanded.Irene froze. This was so .. , so .., she couldn’t name it.She felt degraded. And from all her education she knew for sure, that this was absolutely wrong.The boy saw no reaction and asked ‘Shall I leave now?’Irene couldn’t do it. But.