The darkness was intensifying; there was no longer a faint twilight glow in the northern sky. Michael lit his small gas-bottle lantern in the tent. He...cleaned up the half-frozen mess from the spilled soup, and then put another pot of snow on the stove to make up the meal that he'd missed. The long antarctic night settled in around him as he leaned back against the crates stacked inside. He stretched his legs out on the warm padding of the sleeping bags.Jumped-up Christ on a pogo stick! he swore. But what could I say. After some days she started calling her amit and he used to call her aisha. I could sense some sort of affection between the two but I was helpless as I needed help in maths and from now I was getting good marks in school tests. I was happy with that.I saw that now she used to sit with us and amit sir now gave more attention on her rather teaching me. Some days later I bought a new computer and also we had internet connection in it. My mom asked amit sir to teach her. There were rooms enough for all concerned as well as a central conference room. Mazzim was trying to act blasé about the décor, but was fooling no one. He was clearly awestruck by the sheer wealth, as well as the technology, being demonstrated by Tillan.“And you own this?” he asked during the tour Tillan had arranged.“No, my company does, but as I own the company...” Tillan replied with a grin.“Ah, taxation?”“Indeed, I pay a lot less tax if it’s used for company business.”“I take it you use it. “Was it painful?”, asks the former.“No, not really” says the second.“How about when they cut off your dick?”“No that really wasn’t the worst of it.”“Really?” says the first.“How about when they had to create the new hole? That must have been painful.”“No the worst part was when they stuck the straw in my ear and sucked out half my brains.”Why did God give women nipples?To make suckers out of men.Why did the Detroit Lions hire two nuns and a prostitute for the new season?Because they needed two.