And notice I'm a man?" They won't, believe me, you're too cute."Betty, Ron and Jason went to the club and Betty was right, even thoughthey were carded...the bouncer couldn't keep his eyes off him. Thethreesome made their way to the bar and Ron bought them all a drink. Itonly took about five minutes before Jason was asked to dance. He feltconfident in himself and accepted and it was off to the dance floor. Betty watched as Jason walked with the man and noticed that his walk wasperfection, almost. Please?" He asked."If you'd like me to." I said using my new found feminine voice."I'll go out to my car and bring in my bag. How about refilling our glasses? I'm parched." He said, as we gulped down the rest of our wine.When he returned, he set down a small suitcase and said "Honey, I'm sure we can make you a stunning beauty."He opened his suitcase and inside was a gift wrapped box with a bow and a ribbon. "I got this just for you, honey. I'd like you to try it on for me." He said.I carefully. Actually all the eventshe based his opera on had taken place well before he was even born. Andhe left me, probably the most important actor in the drama, out of his opera. Mozartfocused it on that stupid Constanza who was no more than my tool and my toy. Itwas probably because he was thinking of his vacuous blond wife when he wrotemusic for the concubine's part. And the poor Austrian composer sadlyunderestimated Blonde the serving girl who had ten times the brains and courageof her. It was a crisp, clean, spring morning with a sense of renewal in the air. The birds were singing, the sun was shining, the leaves and the grass were beginning to turn green, I was miserable. I wish that I was like Storm from the X-men and the weather could reflect my moods. It would be a completely different day. The sky would be gray and the air would be as cold as my mood.As I jogged the last few steps down my block, one of my neighbors, who was outside trying to get her lawn mower started.