It must of only been 2 seconds at most but it felt like a lifetime as I waited for the inevitable bollocking from mom as she took a breath to stop her...elf getting giddy from leaning over for so long then put her head down to look at what she thought was dad. My and mom's hearts both skipped a beat and our stomachs turned over as me and mom's eyes locked."Ooohhh! ... Shit! ... Mat! ... Shit! ... Shit!"Mom squealed as she fell to her knees trying unsuccessfully to cover her fanny with one hand. They would also show her what they had to do to get rid of them.These gnomes were real with potato shaped heads and little short legs and could be a pest. They literally had to be chucked out of the garden by catching them by the legs and throwing them as far as you could into the field just over the garden wall.This did not hurt them but it meant they were disorientated and that it would be some time before they made their way back into the garden. Soon there was laughter and screams from the. I just said I saw that beautiful pussy you flashed and couldnt resist. Well I like it. You havent fucked me that hard in a few months. I mentioned to her early in our relationship that sometimes I got a little tuned on when I fantasized about her with other men. She just said that it was Interesting and thought about it a little, but never brought it up again, so I assumed it wasnt something she was interested in. Didnt really matter. A few months later I moved out and a few months after that. "Nobody else is doing anything, so I must." Yes," I said."I'm well qualified for the task," she snapped."Yes, of course, it's, well it's just I don't want to lose you," I said. "You've become part of the team and I will miss you." And I will miss you and Candy, too, but I'll be back afterwards." she said, but we both knew that was a lie. "I'll go and pack and leave straight away." Leaving, who's leaving?" asked Candy who had just emerged from the engine room."I am, babe," confirmed Lila."What?.