Confucius Say:An Optimist is a girl who regards a bulge as a curve.Confucius Say:A Shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.Confucius Say:A penis ha... a hole in the end so men can be open minded.Confucius Say:Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you’ll have a pretty good idea how she’ll be in bed.Confucius Say:Man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.Confucius Say:It’s ok to let a fool kiss you, but don’t let a kiss fool you.Confucius Say:To reuse a condom, turn it inside. G: really? Hmmmm; now you are becoming a boy; you like big boobs or small boobs?Me: obviously big boobs akka. Big boobs like mom and aunt.G: ooo!!!Then what about my boobs? They are not big enough?Me: I have never seen that.G: (in husky voice) do you wanna see it now? Mom and dad are out for shopping.Me: yesssssssssss akka, why not? Sure.G: naughty boy; hitting on your sister? Ha ha ha.She was wearing a sari. She slowly opened it from the top. She was wearing a tight black blouse. I could see. Just then, Jim faintly heard the upstairs bathroom door open. “Daddy?” Macy called down. “Can you help me?” He had heard the water running for awhile, but Macy was notorious for letting it heat up forever before actually getting in.“I have to go, Rachel. Macy needs me for something. Bye,” he hung up before she had a chance to respond and knew that she would forget in about 2 minutes. He threw his phone down on the couch and climbed the stairs to see what Macy needed.He rapped on the door.. Well evening came along and I said I was tired and was going to bed. I had opened the curtain in the trailer just enough so I could see out. I laid there and watched for a couple of hours and I think he was feeling bad about the night before and was not making a move. My wife got up and went to the washroom, so I got up and went outside. He was surprised to see me up. I then told him that I had seen them together the night before. He said he was sorry for what had happened but I told him to.