Our young desk clerk friend gave a fiendish grin as he said he wanted to deliver it personally but had waited until clocking out. When I opened the do...r a bit wider he came in with the magnum of champagne and, interestingly, three glasses. He smiled with a silly grin and introduced himself as Rob. Somewhere in my thoughts I could not help but believe that you had robbed Rob of his virginity this morning. It was you who looked at me and winked before asking our young friend if he would like to. Stuff the phone inside me and then dial my number from another phone. But that's no fun. That's almost like masturbating. And I would lose the element of surprise. No, I've got to get someone else to call me.Maybe I could put an ad in the paper. 'My cellphone is up my twat. Call me.' And then the number. But then I would have to keep it inside all the time. And maybe some idiot calls me at six in the morning! Yikes! Would have to specify a time. 'Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays from 6 to 8 pm.'. Showering daily seemed likemore trouble than it was worth, and even brushing my teeth regularlytook effort. But, hey, it was for a good cause. Didn't want the smellof my armpits to gross out the females.Step three: Improving social skills: the fine art of not making afool of yourself. Learning to enjoy the company of a member ofthe opposite sex -- being able to talk to a potential girlfriendwithout breaking into a cold sweat. Holding up your share of theconversation -- listening and being. ( Hey Shanky you are really sexy ,even without a cock down there).And she grabbed his pussy cupped it and squeezed it . Shanks let out an yelp ‘ Yennadee pannindu irrukkaey, nekku andha pressure rhombho nanna irrukku”.(Hey what are you doing, your pressure is really nice) Shanky boomed in a brahminical lingo as she has permitted him to use it.” Dei indha brahmana paechu eppadi daa enkittandhu ivvalavu naalaa maraichu vichikitu irrundaey.”( how did you hide your brahmin lingo all this time) she.