Mjh me ek aisa haiwaan jaag chuka tha jo us k badan k ek ek hisse ko khana chahta tha.mere dimaag mein saara waqt uski gaand k khayalat atay rahe tv t... sirf formality k liye khola hua tha kch der katrina bhi saaf safai kar k wahan pe agai or mere barabar mein akar beth gai or ham dono tv dekne lage meri nazar tv ki bajae us k mammon pe tiki hui thi thori der baad mene us se kaha k bethe bethe meri gardan mein dard hogaya hai kia mein tmhari god mein sar rakh k tv dek Sakta hun usne kaha k theek. Everyone...”They all just kind of looked at each other, then looked at me thinking the same thing.“Let’s think about this a minute,” I cautioned them. “What if someone cracks a joke and then you walk in and everyone looks at you with a smile on their face. If nothing else, you would probably have a very embarrassing moment. But I think you have the right idea. Who can you trust to give you a smile regularly without taking advantage of you?”After a long and complicated discussion, they agreed. While I am certain that with enough thought and imagination, I could come up with a creative idea for this contest; I didn't want to write another piece on some miraculous invention that saves the Earth from destruction, and has the graciously grateful population offering an orgy on a silver platter to the lucky inventor.Instead it brought back memories of a similar assignment that I was required to write for a Creative Writing class during my senior year in high school. Minus the orgy, of. I can’t help myself. You’ll probably laugh at me, but I do find that there’s an aesthetic pleasure in the sight of a woman’s face with Pollockesque splashes of sperm on it. I’ve watched that video more than any other in the past week, like some intensely pleasurable, masochistic ritual.In all of this, it doesn’t escape me that there may just be a benefit to Catherine’s affair. I can’t be sure how long it has been going on, but it’s certainly the case that over the past few months her.