It was now well past noon, and the Sisters wanted more of the smoked salmon and brown bread which they really seemed to like. Since we had made such a...late start, this seemed like a good idea. We set off down Quarry Street for Ballyshannon after we ate.We passed through the village of Laghy, and then came to Bridgetown on the river flowing out of several small Lough to the east. We stopped here to water the horses by the river. The town was aptly named as it was built around the bridge that. But of course bar stools do not have, at least in the experience of the men present, a carved phallus rising from its seat. The highly polished phallus was not small, as Alex commented, though it was neither longer nor thicker than reality was likely to produce. Indeed Merv went so far as to say it reminded him of the mirror in his bathroom. This was received with a good deal of humorous scepticism. Not only was the phallus beautifully carved and highly polished it was obvious it had also been. She smiled enigmatically while she was getting dressed, scooping the thirty chips into her bag, blew me a kiss and walked out the door.If I'm not a cliché in this hotel – big winner, first thing he does is get a hooker – I'm at least blending in nicely.I was tired and exhilarated. For the first time in a long time, I thought about Io, my monster-killing, fake-ID-getting hacker friend who occasionally sent me warning messages. That was a simple basis for a friendship, right? I popped open the. Who would have thought I'd be putting one of these on myself?I quickly found that my condoms were too small for the heat I was packing. It hurt trying to get it on, and when I got about halfway, it split. I sighed. I guess I'd have to go to the drugstore.I walked over to Sharon's room. She was kneeling, waiting for me."I need some bigger condoms. Give me some money."Without a word of protest, she got some cash out of her purse and gave it to me."I'll be back soon. Go make breakfast for me..