There was a discussion at a military officers training college in the 1970s on the topic “The Irish Question” and the subtext read “How do we st...p the fighting between the Catholic Irish Republicans and the Protestant Ulster Unionists?” One essay submitted read “Get the UN to put in a peace-keeping force of either the French Foreign Legion or the Canadian Royal 22nd (the Van Doos). The natives will gang up on them to protect their womenfolk.”This one is compliments of Reltney MFeeling. William looked up at the gloomy sky, while John fiddled with his glasses. Meanwhile, Johnson muttered under his breath while Carl stroked his chin. Suddenly, Carl said, Hey guys, I think I have a plan. ****** Night had already fallen, and cricket noises echoed inside Williams room. After their meetup with Carl and Johnson, William invited John to come to his house, his mother would be coming home late and it gave them the opportunity and venue for a more private conversation. William sat. The physicist says that the glass is not empty at all - it is half-filled with water and half-filled with air.The politician says that's not my glass, mine was bigger.The drinker says "Who's buying the next round?"The poor person says "I'd rather have a glass half-empty than no glass at all."The rich person says "You can have whatever water trickles over the edge"The drunk says: Which glass?The Plumber says: You've got a leak.This one is compliments of DonYou Might Be A Conservative if...You've. "There was some little constraint. It was obviously one of those ill-assorted households in which the husband, suffering in health and not caring for the pleasures of society, stays at home, while the wife seeks the enjoyments to which her age and habits entitle her.As he said nothing more, she bent over and kissed him on the forehead. Then, once more bowing to the two visitors, she went out. A moment later they heard the sound of the motor driving away.Hippolyte Fauville at once rose and rang.