'Oh, good boy, just rest your face on my pee pee, you can kiss itif you want.' he crooned softly as he washed my hair. Then he rinsed itout. I obeyed ...im and stood as he knelt and ran a bar of soap all over mybody, he payed close attention to my ass, penis and balls. Rubbing onesoapy hand between my ass cheeks he used his other soapy hand to strokemy penis. Once I had a full erection he rinsed the soap off me. Then hesat down and handed me the soap.I could do nothing more than what Ken had. Poor bastard.I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.Even the cake was in tiers.We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea.Runs in our jeans.A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.He yells "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"A hot blonde orders a double entendre at the bar.The bartender gave it to her.Want to hear a word I just made up?Plagiarism.Why do cows wear bells?Because their horns don't work.What did the pirate say when he turned. "He's a sexist pervert! Get away while you still can!" She slammed the outside door and was gone.Everybody looked at each other. Three got up and left. Only four remained.Ms. Roberts didn't even think about leaving. She was desperate for a job, any job.This was her first interview in The Skirt. She was so desperate that she'd swallowed her pride, and bought a skirt to interview in, with pleats and a hem just above the knee. Her blouse had a mildly plunging neckline. Her only concession to. Pasiphae lifted her head and gazed in the direction of some strange sounds beside her body. She saw a creature she had never seen before. It looked half-human and half... bull! Now she realized who the father of her baby was. Pasiphae gave birth to the Minotaur, the man-bull that became a well-known figure in Greek writings.The Minotaur is not the only half-beast, half-human in literature. There is the Great God Pan who is human, except for horns, from the waist up but all goat from the waist.