• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.• I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.• Jokes about German sausage ar... the wurst.• I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.• When chemists die, they barium.• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.• I. We went for movie it was actually a hit movie but ma mind is all filled up with her thoughts. After some time interval I just put ma hand around her shoulder so that I can touch her boobs. But suddenly she gave a kiss to ma left cheeks. That was unexpected for me. After some time we just left the hall and went to a public play ground in car. It was very big so we parked our car far from people in there.I started touching her boobs and she was heavily shivering because it was first experience. Her boobs were on the larger size but held up well by her bra. I noticed she had a flat tire. I asked her if she had AAA, but she told me she did not. I told her if you have a spare I will change it for her. I went into my trailer I was towing, pulled out my floor jack and a camp chair for her to sit in. Lucky it was during the February and the temperture was very pleasant. She sat in my chair as her round belly stuck of her shirt. I'm a have a big belly fetish mostly on mature. "Great name, darling," Miss A exclaimed. "I hope he can live up to it." They both laughed out loud. He felt ridiculous and left out. He was a dog now. It was one step up from being a chair, he supposed. He preferred being the chair, though.As if on clue, Miss A told the girl to sit on him. He froze as he felt her naked flesh slide over his bare skin until she sat astride him. She felt moist and slippery, maybe the oil, maybe the arousal of her pussy. My God, was she light. The heat of her.