”-Warren Zevon, “Mr. Bad Example““Troilus,” Contessa Helena de San Finzione grumbled to Troy Equals over the earpiece comms they were both w...aring. “All those times I said, ‘anything you want, my love; all that I have is yours?’ Most of those were about sex, and I was NOT expecting you to cash them ALL in on a single night!”“We’re still using Whyte’s money.” Troy mumbled back to her. “I sort of promised him it’d all go to good causes.”Troy had convinced Helen to buy most of the items that had. “I go by Luisa, to my family,” she said simply.“I’m sorry. With a name like Luisa de las Mercedes Isabella Carolina Victoria Rivera, I was not sure which name you used,” I told her.“How ... how did you know? Even the FBI doesn’t recognize my full family name. It’s too long. They only use my first two names, Luisa Mercedes, on my paperwork.”I smiled at her. “That’s too bad. It’s a beautiful name for a beautiful señorita.”Luisa Rivera was of Spanish decent, all right. Born in Spain, during the. I found Linda very attractive, yet she was also hardly ever home. In seems that Mr. Perkins traveled extensively for business and Linda was very active in after-school activities. I had seen her at school yet she and I traveled in different circles. Each time that I mowed the Perkin’s lawn, I noticed Mrs. Perkins watching me. As the summer progressed, so did her focus on watching me... even progressing to her “accidentally” flashing me as I passed by her window. On one particularly hot. Even the succubus Meredith, as I have reconsidered and decided that as an angel, she can be of more use to our cause if the town is invaded. So, which is it?” Azrael asked the Sunday School teacher.“Keep me lesbian, please. I have no desire to bed a man, not at all. I can be a lesbian angel, then? That’s possible?” Prissy asked Azrael, who nodded and touched her flesh again, transfiguring her in the very presence of others into a celestial being.“There, you’re not only an angel, but a rather.