I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy waved her magic wand and Poof!...The husband became 92 years old.The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female...These are compliments of J & B.Work was a woman’s job, but one evening, Kathy arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in. So, I thought it would be better if I walked away rather than you walking away from me. It was the hardest thing I’ve ever done. It was also the dumbest thing I’ve ever done. You don’t know how many times I’ve regretted what I did that day. Paul, I know I have no right to ask this, but……..do you forgive me?” As I sat there, I felt a tear on my face. I had not cried in nearly thirty years since the day my father died. But now, here I was crying like a child. Finally when I could speak, I said. Phir ek truck ne hme lift diya aur hm log usme baith gye.Truck mein 2 log the.Usme ek driver aur ek uska boss tha jo kafi lmba aur mota tha.Uski age 55 year ki hogi.Kuch samay baad meri mummy se truck ka malik baat krne lga.Usne apna name samsher btaya aur phir btane lga ki uska travel agency hai aur uske 50 se v jyada truck hai.Ab wo puchhne lga ki khaa jana hai.Meri mummy boli ki market ja rhi hun.Ye mera beta hai.Iska name rohit hai.Ye bicycle k liye ro rha tha.Lekin av paise ni hai isi liye. With my first touch to her bare body her nipple was rock hard. I moved my hands further and completely placed them on her boobs and started pressing them, asking her to feel the pressure. She nodded, “yes, I can feel the pressure”. I pressed them harder, she said, “yes more pressure”. Everything thing was ready but I wanted to make it more exciting. I again moved my hand down to her stomach and again moved back to her boobs, but this time I also raised her top while moving my hands up. Now she.