Halle and I are close friends.”“Does your girlfriend know you’re cheating on her?”I made a brief scan of the area, as though looking for her.�...�I did not have sexual relations with that woman,” I said in my best Bill Clinton imitation.No one ever thought that was funny. Of course, the reference was from before I was born. Believe it or not, I’d met President Clinton when I was about six. He must have been campaigning for someone, and I’d been with my granddad. I’d liked him. The man knew how to. And the skunks taunting him were — Sam, who was notorious for being the most insufferable prick in the entire condo, and a couple of Sam’s buddies who also were worthless rascals just like him.“Michael, you know that blonde girl in 306A? The one with big boobs? I think she totally has a crush on you!” They continued making fun of Michael, with each taunt followed by uproarious laughter.Sam and his friends were so occupied in ragging the poor boy that they had not noticed David’s presence. He. We have the longest talks and drink coffee with honey in it and watch sunsets. She's the only one I've ever told that I feel attracted to girls sometimes. She told me she had one friend she had sex with before marrying her husband and that she fantasized about it sometimes. Her husband travels a lot, so she offered to let me experiment with her if I wanted to. I was so excited I started to stutter!She let me undress her and smell her, and taste her nipples as they hardened in my mouth and. No? who then?! You better tell me right now brother or I’m going to call mom in her and show her that the family computer is being used for nothing but porn now that its in your room!! Porn that looks like her to begin with! She’ll take it away, maybe ground you, hahaha think about that. You’ll have to jerk your little cock out in the living room when mom is asleep…TELL ME NOW!!!” When she yelled her tone and expression changed, Jon knew that she could seriously do something like call their.