A huge dildo strapped over my crotch. ‘I’m going to fuck you so hard that you’ll be farting my name for a month,’ I seethed. Strewn around the...room were tons of, in different shades and colours, my used tights. I grabbed a few pairs and giggled as I dangled them over his head. I beamed in bliss as I wiggled and pranced, with a few pairs around my shoulders, as I sang: ‘Tights, tights, tights!’ I made the most hysterical expressions through my mask, opening my mouth and darting my eyes. “You are not a virgin.”I blushed. “Well, technically I am, I had never been with a man, but I did buy a dildo over the net and used that.”She laughed. “You naughty girl. How did you like it?”I smiled. “It’s amazing.”She kissed her way down my body until her lips reached my by now soaking pussy. Licking and kissing my clit she brought me closer and closer to an orgasm, but when I was about to come, she pulled back.“You are ready for Sven.” Jenny I was riding John again, this time facing away. I'll be damned if I'm going to go home and change so let them fire me. What about you, Mike?" I'll tell you in a couple of hours. I have to make a phone call first." Going to call your mommy or your lawyer? she teased."My accountant." Mike answered and returned to his desk.Precisely at 10:00 AM Mike lifted the phone and punched in the number of his accountant."Hey Mel, how am I doing?" Mike asked when Mel picked up the phone."Huh?" Mel, Mel, Mel! People are going to lose faith in an accountant. That is really gay.”“Carl. Carl. Carl. As I said before, guys sucking and fucking is only really gay if you are exclusively doing that to the exclusion of fucking girls.”“I see.”“If you like having sex with guys and girls, then you’re bisexual, not gay.”“Good to know, thanks, oldtimer.”“So, if you were horny and a guy was willing, would you fuck him in the ass?”“I don’t know. I never really thought about it!”“How many of your girlfriends gave you head?”“Jeez, I am not comfortable talking about.