"Not dead," I managed."We're definitely going to have to do something about Bandit's behavior," said Chris.I almost asked her if she owned a gun, but ...ecided not to. I just said, "Yeah." So you're okay?" Yeah," I wheezed."Are you having another asthma attack?" No," I replied weakly. "He just stepped on my ... um ... well, never mind. I'll be all right. Honest." You're sure?" she said.I tried to sound less like a wuss and again told her I'd be fine."So what's up?" I finally remembered to. She always cooked very healthy meals. I always loved that she liked to take very good care of herself. That was what made me fall in love with her. She had a smoking hot body and knew how to work it. She'd get waxed and had manicures and pedicures regularly. She had her hair cut and colored every few weeks. Now my wife doesn’t go to the gym so much and has put on a lot of weight. She had a car accident and fucked up her leg. She was home recovering and getting acquainted with the refrigerator.. That other stuff at our house, that's work. Bread's an all-day thing, almost." I'll research it," my honey-haired cutie said.We got home after a slow drive through town. She practically dragged me in the door."You, sir, are avoiding me." I am NOT avoiding you. What makes you think that?" I've been dying to get back here so we could love each other..." We love each other..." You know what I mean." Dana, cutie, I don't want you to think that all I want out of this is your delectably tender body.". Years later, when Lance was 14 and hitting puberty while 13 yr old Susan was doing likewise, they began to explore their own bodies (not together) - and touching (oneself) was never held to be "improper".But curiosity knows no bounds for some and in due time, Susan found herself face to face with a blaring contradiction: Their stepparents were practicing the kind of improper touching that Susan's stepmother told her was a "no-no"!Susan had heard things in school, and finding her stepmom doing.