Sissy and Katie are dying to see it, so block a couple of hours out tomorrow.”“If the girls want it, do I even need to see it?”“Of course you ...o. After all, you have to pay for it.”Sissy and I had eased back into love, for lack of a better word. Both a little gun-shy, we tap-danced around each other for about a month before I brought it to her attention. “We have to stop. People yell at each other in a real relationship. They get huffy, they pout, it doesn’t mean they don’t love their. ”“You know I’m gay,” Li chipped in, beginning their conversation.“Not exclusively.”“No, but my auntie is. And she’s taken care of kids all her life. Do you think they were ever in danger?”“I don’t know. Probably not.”“Auntie Li, and yes I was named for her. Prophetically. She’s the old black sheep and I’m the new one. But that’s for another time. She’s not interested in little girls. Not that way. She’d rather be with big ladies,” Li laughed. “And her best friend, also gay, and male, also. Wo boli kitna bada hai me hath me bhi nahi sama raha meri chut me nahi samayega ye or mene use muh me lene ko kaha wo na boli mene fir uske muh me dal diya bad me lata ko leta ke uski chut pe hath ferne laga use maja bhi aa raha tha or dard bhi ho raha tha lata ke muh se aahhhh … Aahhhhh … Ki aawaj nikal jati thi or use thoda maza aane laga to me ne pucha lund dalu to lata ne kaha dard to nahi hoga na mene kaha nahi pehle thoda hoga bad me maja aayega to usne ha keh di mene condom chada. There was so much extraneous detail that even included the clothes that Mrs. Owens had been wearing, that Jake probably quit listening about half-way through what mom had to say. I would summarize the important points for him later.Mom finally wound down and said, “I want to buy two shotguns, one for me and one for Sue. These will be purely for self protection, we are not going monster hunting like Jim does.”Jake said, “It seems to me that you only need a light auto-loading shotgun instead of.