Fuck you, I don't have that asshole. I laughed and said, what do you have? She said my watch. I laughed and said no way. I then asked if she wo...ld be willing to bet 3 nights of unlimited sex against the pot? She was so cocky that she said Hell Yes! I told her to write it down and sign it, put on it that its ny choice of nights, and throw it in the pot. She did it and now was the time to reveal. She layed down her almost unbeatable hand, then I smiled and layed down my unbeatable. My parents gladly accepted but preferring my own company I elected to drive down myself.I was at the old Norman church early enough that under different circumstances I would have explored the old architecture. This time I just hung, morosely around the perimeters, not prepared to make inane conversation with strangers. I saw my family arrive and go straight into the church. When the coffin arrived I watched from a discrete distance as four burly young men lifted it onto their shoulders. I. "I'd better get goin."Mom didn't say anything. She just watched, and watched, as I went back to my room to get ready for school. I could feel her eyes on me the whole way.Sometimes people ask question you just didn't want to hear, you know? I mean, I went into The Program to get some tail. The girl I was seeing (Tiffany or Amber or Crystal or something) hasn't answered my phone calls in a little while. Guess she's out. And nobody's caught my fancy, and meanwhile, you gotta listen to your urges,. By the way my name is Jill. And you?" The Geronimo Genneck, nice to meet you."Staying coolOne evening, while a couple sets, the husband begins to caress the arm of his wife. She turned and said, "I'm sorry honey, I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and I want to stay cool. '" The husband turns disappointed. A few minutes later, he turned back to his wife."Do you also have an appointment at the dentist tomorrow?"The cutterBill worked in a pickle factory. He had worked here for.