" It sure wasn't, Julia. I was in love with that girl and would have waited forever." Yeah, I can see that now. But what... ?" Ask Lindsey, Julia. She...knows."Julia held out her hand and I shook it very formally."I'm sorry, Mack. I hope when you've calmed down enough we can get past this. You are my favourite brother." Pervert, you mean," I said and turned back towards the pub's garden leaving her standing there. When I looked back as I went out the door she was leaving by the front entrance. There was always at least 50 to 60 people there any given day.I would choose an imaginary partner from one of the groups of people then, go into the women's lounge and masturbate. Once I got up the nerve to actually talk to this real sexy, voluptuous older women. I noticed she was watching me while I was checking out potential (imaginary) partners. I thought,..she doesn't know me I could just walk right up to her and ask her how she likes her pussy sucked and before I knew it she was standing. The organization is called the Dodger association, after the Oliver Twist Character, The Artful Dodger. I report to, well, I call her Cindy. I send an email to fake account, she replies. That is all, no real contact. I think she must be important to the university and can’t be caught getting mixed up with this. She may not even be a she for all I know. We’ve been close to being caught before, but somehow we always stay hidden. I, of course, get a cut of all the proceeds, going straight into my. .. thing," Jeff interrupted, "we've got to get to the bathroom before we have a problem."Holly frowned. "Yeah, I see what you mean." Then she wrinkled her forehead. "Which one do we use?" she asked.Jeff thought for a second. "The men's room," he answered as if it were obvious."With tits and legs like this?" Holly asked incredulously. They started walking in the general direction of the restrooms.Jeff frowned. "But we've got a willy. We _have_ to use the men's room." Why?" Why? Because.