” “They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite chicken farmer.” The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have ...o do with being a prostitute?” “Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.” The accountant says, “Chicken Farmer it is!”This one is compliments of Pepere The haircut, (Priceless)A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.His father said he’d make a deal with his son,. Her neighbor's inner lips were much fuller, thicker and darker than Becky's, but the outer ones seemed smaller and less plump. The slowly rotating fingers parted the lips just for an instant on the lower part of the stroke giving a quick glimpse of the hot pink interior. The kneeling woman thought that the milky coated coloring inside the dark protruding outer folds was remarkably similar to her daughter's.Every once in a while at the bottom of the stroke one finger would be drawn up between. A man calling himself Charlie Paddlepop (because I love to lick), says he would love to help teach a couple the pleasures that can be experienced with a third person. There is a reply email, so on a whim, she decides to send a simple message and see what happens.Hi Charlie,Your name made me laugh, so here I go. I am interested in a threesome, can you please help me? A photo would be a great start.In Anticipation.Abbey Charlie's StoryHi, my name is Charlie and this is my story. I am a 35yo. I requested her again then she touched her tounge on the tip of the tool and then took tip of the tool in her mouth and the moment my little tip gone in side her mouth i jerked my tool and fiiled her mouth till her throat with my tool. And i started fucking her mouth, but my goal for that day to fuck her ass.i stoped mouth fucking and told her to be in doggy style. She laid down and raised her sexy gaand in air, i started licking her pussy and she started moning and told me “mere raja pls..