’ ‘Yeah, sure I can write you a romantic story.’ ‘Romance? Nah, I don’t want none of that stuff. I don’t want to love her. I just want to ...o her.’ ‘Okay, why don’t you tell me what you have in mind and I’ll start typing. Here’s a list of my rates. I charge one hundred dollars for stories between 750-1,000 words and more for longer stories. All my stories come with a computer CD and I give you two printed copies, as well.’ ‘That’s fine. For a hundred bucks, though, let’s keep it closer to a. No chance in hell this will ever happen. But the truth of the matter is that neither one of us get laid that often at all. And it's very depressing. My buddy has said that his wife has always been very boring in bed, doesn't like giving blowjobs and he described it that they basically do the same old shit every time they have sex. My wife is a little more exciting then that. She will give a blowjob, a handjob, will 69 and loves her have her pussy eaten. The problem that I have is 1) my wife was. Ah ah ah oh my gaawwdd…aaaahhh.. siiii ssiiii.. uyyy…que rico…. i’m cuming!!!oh my god yes..uhuh….. yes yes yes yes.. yes.. uhummm… that feels so good baby…i want to suck your dick baby.. may i.. you know you want me to…and as she asked me that she looked at me with her beautiful green eyes.. and responded with uuuyyy siii… Me: claarooo que sii..… i’d love your mouth wrapped around my dick… please do…Auntie norma: let me slide down to your dick so i can blow your head off mmmm… ay que rico. So here I am, celibate and as confused as ever. But, for some reason, Icouldn't stop looking at the new woman. She caught me looking a coupleof times and I immediately looked back at my computer screen but I'msure I saw her chuckle to herself so I think she noticed. I reallywanted to know more about her so, after she'd gone home for theevening, I went over to Sue to see what I could find out.I didn't get a lot from Sue - just that her name was Mandy, she washere for a week to sort out the.