My dick began to grow. "We can go back there right now and you can have a whirl with her." "Yes, yes, that would be great!" I stuttered. Alice took m... hand and lead me to the bedroom. She quickly undressed and got on the bed. Again she was no super model, I mean she did not even look like a person that has sex, but those tits, my swelled even bigger. I undressed and got on the bed. Alice wasted no time and moved on me, kissing me, rubbing my cock, fondling my balls, she even took my cock in. On the way down the hill I ran into a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist: “Do you have something to stop this coffin?”A bit of British Humor... I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he’s only got one arm bless him.I shouted - “Where you off to Charlie?”He said, “I’m off to change a light bulb.”“That’s gonna be a bit awkward init?”“Not really.” he said. “I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard.”Went out last night and got really wasted.I woke up this morning next to a fat old bird who was. She is the girl next door, bursting at the seams.I picked Linda up Friday night at her apartment. She looked exquisite, and had on an outfit that was definitely not daytime attire. She wore a white, low-cut sundress that was tight around her bust and waist, and then splayed out to a loose fit around her butt and thighs. The skirt swayed with her hips. Her breasts sloped gently down from her shoulders, their fullness cupped in the thin material of the bodice. There was no evidence of a bra. Her. She slid forward a little, placed both hands on the back of Lion's head, and gently guided his mouth to her bushy cunt."Eeee!" she squealed when the animal's wiry whiskers brushed against her inner thighs. "Shiiyyiit!"Lion, once he got a good strong whiff of Lisa's pussy, needed no further guidance. He stuck his big muzzle in between her open thighs and sniffed deeply, as if determined to find the source of the fishy odor. His cold nose and hot breath came into contact with her tender cunt.