Dulhan: Maa ne kaha tha jate hi dudh pilanaSanta was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!Santa : Itni bhee... mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.Jeetto was going to Chandigarh for vacations.At the time of packing Santa thinks, kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin jaaraha phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai.Santa standing in balcony without shirt.Banta, “Wah Santa ji kya chest hai.Santa, “Yeh to kuch nahi hain, andar ja ke apni BHABI KE dekh.Once a sadhu went. Usse iss baat ka pata nahi tha. Room ki light off thi. Usne halka sa kambal uthaya aur ander aa gayi. Uss waqt usne salwar aur kamiz pehni thi. Woh jaise hi blanket mein ghusi maine usse pakad liya aur apne blanket seene se chipka liya aur jor se jakar liya. Uski najuk si teekhi nipples mere seene mein chubh gayi. Mujhe toh jannat mehsus hone lagi. Tabhi usne apna haath mere janghon par sehlaya aur chonk gayi. Usne mujhe poocha ki kya main nanga hun aur blanket se bahar nikalne ki. “How many times have I told you to not call me baby, Tim, and am I right to assume you’ve been listening out for my door to open just so you can perv on me again? This has to stop or I’ll be calling the police on you yet again, we wouldn’t want that now would we?” I say. My voice trickles with sarcasm but I notice Tim isn’t listening to me and instead his eyes are locked on my exposed stomach and legs, not to mention my chest which is fully visible due to my low cut bra.I click my fingers in. We can be sloppy, especially on compulsories. Oh, and we can't act worth beans," Sophia added with a smile."Our musical choices can be anachronistic or unusual, which I consider a strength but others don't. Our line, the pointing of toes, that kind of stuff, needs work. Plus, we're mismatched in ability to some degree," Warren said."Oh, here we go again," Sophia said with a chuckle."What do you mean?" Kathy asked."One member of this team is a better skater than the other member of this team,".