"I enjoyed hearing about that, Edward. Really I did. But, now I'm afraid that we have to advance your education in preparation for your date with the ...ueen. At least we should practice a little kissing, don't you think?"She slid over next to me and I put my arm around her. I had seen a few movies, and had watched the actors kissing. I wasn't totally ignorant. But damned if I wanted what the Hollywood types were doing in the latest movies. They were trying to bite each others mouths or devour. I won the argument and stayed in shorts and t-shirt. I resurrected a crumpled Food Lion grocery bag from the floor next to the overflowing trash can and wrapped the wine carefully in it. I hit my chin quickly with my Norelco and splashed on some aftershave from a bottle that had lost its labels years before. I walked the four blocks to Caroline’s house. The weather was perfect for early June and the locals were out in their yards doing all manner of domestically correct summer activities. The. Maybe it was the extra $50 I had slipped the girl at the reservation podium.Ellie sat to my right and she ordered the Shrimp scampi, asparagus and mushroom spear. I ordered the porterhouse cooked medium with the garlic twice baked potato. We then ate our salads, drank some wine… And my hand found her thing and higher. She moved closer.She slid her my hand from beneath her dress. “I make a lot of noise, if you have not noticed. You seem to be able to do a better job with control…..” I. Thump…..Thump….Thump … By now I know what to expect when the rhythm of the bed slamming against the wall upstairs begins to quicken. “Oh Fuck” the man’s deep voice rises in excitement easily filling the whole house, “Oh Fuck … Oh Fuck … Oh Fuck …”Alison says his name is ‘Richard’ but to me he is ‘Dick’ and Dick’s lack of vocabular is just one of the many things that annoys me about him. “Oh Fuucckk … FUCK … FUUCKK YES!!” At least the banging will be over now. Sure enough, about five minutes.