“I talked to my wife about how you think she’s so good-looking and sexy,” I told my friend. We were standing alone between two banks of lockers,...both nude and ready to change into our gym clothes.“Really? What did she say?”“It wasn’t so much what she said, but what I asked her to do for you.”“What’s that?”“I asked her to put on a little show for you. You know, spread her legs, give you some beaver shots and if her nipples get hard make sure she doesn’t hide them…If you know what I mean.”“She’d. It was the start of a subtle, and much appreciated, ongoing relationship, entirely centered around races. Chapter 2: The Accident In an alternate universe, long, long ago and far away, she had come awake abruptly, knowing she'd not actually been asleep but in some other state. She swam upwards through a fog of genuinely unpleasant but not defined sensations. Her whole body and being seemed one huge, throbbing ache. She tried opening her eyes -- slammed them shut instantly, it was unearthly. A short black silk dress and a pair of five inches stilettos, just to consider myself “a little bit fuckable”… Jeremy was at my door at ten sharp, telling me we could go to a bar and try to pick up another guy for a wild threesome. Of course his suggestion drove me crazy. At the pub as Jeremy went to the bar to to get our drinks I scanned the place and found what I was looking for. A tall good looking man, blond hair, electric blue eyes, nice torso and apparently I could say he was bisexual…. I. When I finished, I stood up to pull my pants up and I heard the backdoor open suddenly. Dammit! Barbara! She hurried in, completely oblivious, chattering about something inane while I was still struggling trying to pull my pants up over my ass without tipping over. Barbara had no idea what I was doing when she rounded the corner. Then she saw it! My bare ass!"Oh my God, Bill ... I'm so sorry!" It's okay.", I said. "Don't worry about it."I couldn't move any faster, so she got a good long look at.