"That's great. Are you going there alone?" Nope, with my dad."Amber frowned. "Ugh, are you sure? That seems... boring." Yeah, but he kinda asked me ...o go with him. I mean... I suppose tovisit my mom in Ireland. She's there with Charlie, my stepdad, you know.But somehow my dad had asked her permission to take me to Japan withhim," Anita sighed. "I can't believe she let me go with him."Amber gave her a concerned look."Well, the positive side is, you can spend more time with your dad. . She was so much fun that I befriended her and saw her through the delivery of Chloe, being right there by her side watching the miracle of birth first hand. I brought her home to live with me because she had no other place to go and with a new baby and all, I thought that it would be okay.Well, a couple of years later, I thought that we were in love so I proposed to her and was shocked when she turned me down. But that didn’t stop me from loving this beautiful woman that I wanted to be. "Damn, you're the best thing I've seen around here in years, what's yourname babe?" asked the man.Rob hesitated for a moment and then replied "Ruby."For the time being, he accepted that he was now Ruby and that she wouldhave to accept this humiliation in order to get home.The man grinned."The name fits you," he said as he pulled away from the curb. "Red is yourcolor." Thanks," she replied."Well, enough small talk, I'm horny and you have a job to do, let's get tothe point," said the man as he. No comma.)Everybody started laughing spontaneously.Except me. I had fucked up again. This 'returning' is dangerous. Suddenly, my stomach tied itself in knots ... I felt ... loose ... my asshole clenched. I slipped the guitar in its plush case and stood ... one might say I waddled down the hall and to the bathroom ... Waddled is too slow but my guts wouldn't have withstood a run ... or even a 'trot.'To myself ... but aloud ... I mumbled, "Don't fart ... don't fart."The light was out ... the door.