"Don't get me off track, please," I say. "I'm pretty sure distracted driving is against the law, too."We pull into the hotel parking lot and exit the ...ar. We enter the lobby and this time we're not looking at our phones."Good evening, ladies," says the desk clerk. I am getting used to hearing that and it sounds good to my ears. We enter the darkened bar and order our drinks. We choose a table in the corner and I relax as I slip into my seat."Wow, Jenny, what a night!" I exclaim. "I've crossed. Ab mujhse gaand marvakar suhagraat mananewali thi. Esha ek number ki maal hai 5ft 5in height, figure 34-24-36 hai. Brown color ki akhe aur kandhotak lambe baal.Asal mein meri uski gaand par nazar jabse shadi karke aayi thi tabse thi lekin aj moka mil gaya. Sunday ko subhe maine Esha ko phone lagaya.Main: Hello Esha.Esha: Hann bollo Kabir. Main: Aj raat ki tayari kaise chal rahi hai meri jaan.Esha: Ekdum bhadhiya tum bohut kush hoge aj raat ko.Main: Woh to main sirf tumhe dekha kar bhi ho jata. Thats when I really noticed her ass. Even with that thick skirt material it was pushing through, it looked like quite the handful. We went into her office, it was impressively spacious. We both sat down, her behind her desk, and she relieved the tension a little, You know, usually men get to know me first before asking to meet my father. Maybe it was the blood rushing out of my head and to my hardening cock, but it went right over my head. Youre father? Mr. OConnor. Oh, wouldnt that be your. "Saying that, he turned and gave what was left of the bowl of mashed potatoes a tremendous kick as he walked by it, spreading the mess throughout the kitchen, and getting pieces of mashed potatoes all over his trouser leg. When he left, he slammed the door so hard I thought it might come off it's hinges.Not five minutes later, my mother came out of the bedroom, wiping her eyes on her apron before bending down and carefully picking up the shards of ceramic that were all that remained of what had.