" Samantha tried a ridiculous line of her own. "I've been entered into the pregnant teen miss USA pageant." That's nice." Last weekend, I took Samanth... on an African safari. We hunted elephants using nothing but a yo-yo. We're having the meat shipped back after it's been cured. We'll send you some when it arrives." That's nice. Wait. What?"Samantha giggled once her mom finally heard something so outrageous that she had to look away from her computer screen."What are you doing here?" Samantha's. “My god, Mr. C., she was screaming SOOOO loud and she seemed to be coming constantly. I need to know what it feels like and I need it to be from you.”Shocked, I immediately asked, “Why me?”She went on to explain, “If I don’t find out, I’ll eventually have to know. I don’t want to be unfaithful to my husband. Secondly, I wouldn’t want anyone to find out I had cheated on him. You, I know, would keep it a secret. I also know how you look at me. Am I wrong?”A voice from the door way spoke, “No. As I stepped out of the car, I could feel his eyes scanning my body, then he took my hand like a gentleman. "You look absolutely gorgeous, I can't believe I get you all to myself," he commented with an elevating whistle. I was very flattered, but still anxious at the same time. He'd basically indicated that he was going to have his way with me by the end of the night, but it got me excited. I responded with a very girly, "Why thank you darlin'," and wrapped my arm around his as he walked me to. Neither Two-Feather or I could get close enough to free the horse. I looked at Two-Feather he nodded and shot the horse. We moved up to check for anything of value or information and found neither. Most of the equipment the rider had was lost due to the pounding being dragged by the horse caused. He had a tactical holster on his right hip and one under each arm, all three were empty and badly torn up. It looked like he had a tactical holster on his left thigh that would have held magazines for.