I knew I had to get a grip on myself, because I was starting to see Lexi everywhere. I swore that was her walking behind my car. I opened my door and ...tepped out, and realized I wasn't day dreaming. Standing there in my driveway was the object of my continuing desire."HI MR. P.!" She exclaimed."Lexi? What are you doing here" I asked."Oh I live right down the street there" she said, pointing down the block. "Sorry to show up like this." How do you know where I live?' I asked."I looked it up. Me: Hey, Captain DavidCD: Hello, is this my oyster friend?Me: Yes, it is captainCD: Well, helloMe: Whatcha doing, Captain David?CD: On my boat with scotch thinking about you Me: Oh, really, Captain David?CD: Yes and you can just call me Captain. What you doing?Me: I’m drunk and thinking about my CaptainCD: I wish you were here. Why don’t you come out to my boat?Me: Now?CD: Sure, do you know where the launch is?I looked at the clock. I had about two to three hours before my man’s possible. We seemed so incredibly happy during that time, that I still have trouble convincing myself that it was all for show. I had asked her doctor how Kim could have gotten pregnant so fast a second time, after we had been trying for years with no success. Her doctor sort of gave me a funny look and said that sometimes these matters have a way of correcting themselves.Although I know I should have questioned him further about the subject, I was just too damn happy to care at that moment. I was the. ..duh duh duh... my friend walked in on me, i turned round and saw him at the door and shut my computer to try and save a bit of dignity...yea right. His face was stern and told me to stay where i was...like i could move anyway i was in utter shock. I had just gathered my bearings and he had returned with a slight grin on his face, and a rather large lump in his jeans and a roll of duct tape in his hand, he ordered me to lay flat on my front on the bed and put my hands behind my back,.