Thompsonville hadn’t played in the Northern Lakes tournament in over a decade, and last year had only two wins on the season – one against a non-c...nference team from Oxford Falls, and the other against Whitburn. During the tryouts, I made a good impression on the coach by nailing a few treys and doing some quality driving down the lane. I even tried to dish a few passes out for shots, but the guys on the receiving end either dropped the ball or missed the jumpers. At the end of the tryout, he. "I didn't have a reply to that so I just kept quiet."That pretty blonde woman your wife, Mon?" Uhh, yes." I replied. I didn't want to have to explain myself to this complete stranger that the woman I was with wasn't my wife but actually my wife's sister.We finished peeing and he put his big black monster back into its cage while I put mine back into my underwear.While I was washing my hands, he asked, "Do you mind if I dance with your wife, Mon?" Sure, I don't mind," I lied. "Why don't you go. Sure I drove my new truck around town. I rode my bike and I transported merchandise to the post office for Jeremy but it was really boring shit. I really needed something to occupy my mind. I guess I got it when Webster took to the airway."I do acknowledge that my opponent told the truth at the first town meeting. She just didn't tell it all. Sylvia Porter made a pornographic film, so vile I wouldn't show it to anyone." There were other accusations, but that one was going to do the most damage. "She giggled.So she found me at my locker at 2:30, led me outside and put me in the back seat of a red Mustang and the senior, co-captain of the football team drove us to her house and said, with a sickly smile, that he would wait for me. Of course, I wondered how she got him to do that. I was about to find out.I followed her rolling buttocks up to her lavish room, and she sat at her maple desk with her fancy computer on it. "OK," she said with a smile, licking her lips, "how do I start?" Who.