”An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, how do you expect to get into heaven? He thought it over and ...aid “well I will run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door, until St. Peter says, come in or stay out!It was that time during the Sunday morning service, for the children’s sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress, and as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and. But you did not choose freedom. Instead, of your own free will, you immediately begged Ms Grange to put you back on your chain. Isn't that correct, dear? You may speak freely now, Tommy…but stay in position....now, tell me what you think''Yes Madame, what you say is true. I did ask to be put back on my chain. But that was a big mistake, I realize that now! I didn't realize Ms Grange would treat me like this. I really do want to be let off this chain now! Please!’'My dear, you know that isn’t. We must have six of you prepared for the feeding of the lions." Stop, stop we will not." "It's too late naked girls. Take six of the animals to the kitchen and make them ready for feeding."The audience flocked to the Zoo for seeing the lions being feed. It looks to become a great public celebration."It's a long wait for the kids; the zoo could very well begin the feeding earlier." The children must have patience. The lions will be fed on time. I am happy to Zoo have built grandstands so. The second opened his door, and I saw him make a blowjob standing, it took a few minutes, she rubbed her mouth, came back to us with 50 euros.-You swallowed?-Yes.Returning to Jordi, we followed her this time.The third saw the scene and took him into a woods, followed by us and four other colleagues.They all spoke a foreign language, Romanian I think, but two words came back often, bitch and whore.I stayed a few meters helpless, and Jordi was going to negotiate with the five men.He came back.