" Yes sir. They think it's a UFO."We had to wait until we got there and in the driving wind and rain, we located the downed aircraft to find that it w...s indeed unidentifiable though apparently undamaged. What was more, there was a pilot inside. He wasn't moving, which was why we took the decision to load the whole lot, into the Chinook.It wasn't difficult. We marvelled at the fact that this thing wasn't any bigger than say a family estate car and yet, it was able to outrun our most. This guy went to the doctor and said to him “Doctor ... I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word HONDA”. “That’s interesting, never heard of anything like that before. Do you think you could fart for me?” says the doctor. The guy says “Sure.” And sure enough, the doctor hears “HONDA”. After several attempts to figure out what’s wrong with this guy, the doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to all sorts of stomach specialists and none of them can figure. He dozed off, unaware that more women had rejoined him from the group that had pleasured him last night.Ross woke up again, two hours later, to see and feel Monica astride him, his own sister bouncing up and down on his cock like it was the best pogo stick ever. It felt amazing, committing incest like this, no warning, just waking up to his own kith and kin on top of him. Monica was a beauty, that much was clear, and Ross had recuperated since his earlier, half-remembered shower romp. Whatever. I’d swung the wheel hard and by the grace of God I’d managed to miss them, though I thought in that moment I’d remember their shocked and scared faces for the rest of my life… And beyond it now seemed ‘So good,’ he gasped as he pounded harder and harder. ‘Oh God, so good!’ Deep in my belly I felt the fluttering, the tensing of muscles as I sped towards my climax. I twisted my head back and forth, back and forth until Max’s strong hands caught it and held it still so his mouth could come down.