I had forgotten to apply any sun screen so I ducked into my tent to freshen up while applying it. I could hear Sally speaking to a couple of the guys ...eside us."I'm going to grab nap before it becomes a complete oven in there" she said, sounding absolutely knackered and I heard the zip going behind me. I lurched forward so I couldn't be seen from the door and Sally clambered in grinning."Arsehole" I called her, uncrossing my arms."Couldn't resist" she said while settling down.I was in the midst. Friendly fire – isn't.If the enemy is in range, "'SO ARE YOU".No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.Beer math is: two beers times 37 men = 49 cases.Things that must be together to work, usually can't be shipped together.Radio's will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately.Anything you do can get you shot – including doing nothing.Tracers work both ways.The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.Make it tough for the enemy to get in and. The next few days were boring and the only exciting part was the way my MIL dressed. She used to wear transparent nightie’s, short pants, low cut t-shirts and maxi’s/ My FIL liked her being this way and often they used to kiss each other. They were one naughty couple I must tell you. I was turning desperate on the other hand. Kisna our watchman came regularly but could not get much action as my In laws were always around. At maximum he used to feel my body or used to give me a kiss or two.One. “You can come in, just keep your voice down.”I stepped in. “I had a question about Kayla,” I said.Ricky and Amit shared a look. “Join the club,” he said. “Join the club?” I said, confused.“Well, you’d be about the fourth person to ask about her today,” he said. “She gave Amit a blowjob at about two in the morning, then disappeared.”“It was really good,” said Amit weakly. He had black circles under his eyes against his caramel-brown skin. “And Andy asked about her earlier, because it sounds.