?Up,? she said.I felt I could stand now, but feared facing her knee at close range.?Don’t worry. I promise I’ll be gentle.? She laughed at the inv...rted clich?.I wasn’t convinced. Any woman who would do it once without provocation?She let go of my hands. ?Okay, tell you what,? she said. ?I’m going to the bedroom right now. If you want to join me, do it soon or I’ll leave. It’s up to you.?Charlene smiled and turned away, bending over further than necessary to get her shoes. She knew I had a good. I've got nothing to lose, so let's go for it." How can you be me?" Anne and Pat had similar coloring, and each had blue eyes, but the resemblance ended there."Look at me, Anne. We're the same dress size now, aren't we? I'll have to tie my hair back, and maybe I can borrow a pair of your reading glasses if they're not too strong. It's all a matter of attitude."They showered together, shampooing each others' hair and shaving each others' legs, and Anne showed Pat a little trick with the hand-held. The rabbi pulled out an apple.With that, the Pope stood up and declared himself beaten and said that the rabbi was too clever. The Jews could stay in Italy.Later the cardinals met with the Pope and asked him what had happened.The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity.He responded by holding up a single finger to remind me there is still only one God common to both our beliefs. Then, I waved my finger around my head to show him that God was all around us. The rabbi. " Okay, see you then. Bye, honey." Bye," I said as the phone clicked on the line. Normally I'd be excited to see them, especially you know who, but something wasn't right. I'd rarely heard Sally talk that way, normally she'd laugh with me but it was all too serious. So, with my curiosity piqued, I headed into the shower and did several uninteresting things before heading to bed.Happily, Friday is a day off, so the pricks at the office were making their own drinks today. Although, to be honest,.