Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.8. Obituaries would be a lot more in...eresting if they told you how the person died.9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.10. Bad decisions make good stories.11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.12. Can we all just agree to ignore. I could feel my cheeks burning in embarrassment, but I replied, 'Sounds like fun. Sure.'I locked up my vehicle and followed the forward gentleman into the wooded surroundings, finding a patch of rhododendron bushes that were littered by tattered tights, stockings, empty bottles of poppers and crinkled up condoms. I nervously looked around to ensure that we hadn't been followed, and then proceeded to unzip myself and take out my rapidly hardening cock. The stocky little fellow quickly unbuckled. Write this down."She leaned over the desk and started typing as I spoke. "Act one Inferno. Start at The Cursed Hold. Go to the Festering woods and clear the two dungeons. Usually good for two to three stacks. Portal to town. Go to and clear Halls of Agony. Clear Cursed Hold. Make sure you have five valor stacks. If not, do Leoric's Manor backwards. Good for one, sometimes two more stacks. Then kill the Warden, and Kill the Butcher. Go to town, and do Dank Cellar north of town, if it spawns. Got. Consuming a hearty breakfast and partaking of a long round of good conversation, they retired back to their suites. After a mass shower, and a very good game of grope&grabass, where, of course, Bob came out the winner. How could he lose? He was in the shower with four gorgeous women. When they were all finished, dried and dressed, they packed up their things and made ready to head out.After checking out, they were met downstairs by the limo driver. Bob had already decided that the limo would.