Then she hesitated. “Unless... Oh, look, have it all.”I tried really hard to read it all. I’m usually quite good at shutting out distractions �... years of studying while roommates partied, discussed boyfriends, girlfriends and god knows what else had helped with that – but I struggled with the pages of genie usage rules. For all of their flaws, none of my roommates had ever grown a two-foot cock and danced around, making it swing like a helicopter blade, while I tried to concentrate. Or hummed to. "Yes, Janice?" Have you ever thought about getting an earring? I think it would look good on you."I stepped away. "No!" I said, sharply, stepping backwards. "I really can't. I sometimes work with customers in my job, and I just don't think it's very professional." I see businessmen with earrings all the time," Susan piped up.I glared at her to shut up."And my boss, you know Ed? He wears an earring," Janice pointed out.That's true, I thought. And her boss, 6'3" (190 cm), was certainly no. “Ashamed? Oh Mike, I’m not ashamed, although I probably should be. It’s been a long time – years – since a man made love to me so completely.” About a half- hour later we made love again and for the next five years, once or twice a month we’d meet for a meal and a lovemaking session.Early in our arrangement, although I rarely ever saw Jason in my travels, I wanted to spite the bastard, like maybe bump into him and just stare him down and let him know that I was pleased with myself for fucking. ”“Oh! Yer,” said Joe, “What yer got der den.”“Well my son, this is a bottle of holy water, if I rub this on a woman’s tummy, she’ll pass a baby.”“Oh! Wow, dats nuffin,” sneered Joe, “This is a bottle of acid, an ifn I puts it on a dogs ball it’ll pass a motorbike.”An elderly couple, always arguing and trying to put each other down, were closing on their 60 anniversary. Because they argued all the time, they decided to have separate holidays.He decided to spend a couple of weeks at Surfers.