Jack was feeling his years. It would be two more months until his birthday, and he'd often wondered, facetiously, what it was about spring that had le... couples such as his mother and dimly-remembered father to conceive children. You know damned well that the last thing on anyone's mind is that they'll give birth in January. They were probably drunk for their May Day or Constitution Day Celebration. With a smile for the thought, he turned to wondering how the evening would play out.As he shaved,. Before he had chance to answer Lucy said "she was supposed to suck you off!" Both the guys looked at Lucy. "The deal was that I got fucked in the ass and she got her first load in her mouth." "You're fucking her in the ass?" asked the intruder as he ventured nearer for a closer look. "You lucky fucker!" Lucy looked back at her male butt plug with a frustrated look on her face. "Where's Linda?" asked Lucy. "Over by the boats on the dock, waiting for you." Lucy's inhibitions were returning.. But before he could say another word, his mother interrupted, "Yup, maybe if she hadn't been spending all that time in a beauty parlor trying to look important now, she might have had time to plan a parade for your homecoming like all the other soldiers get. But no ... she has to spend weekends in Chicago getting fussed over like she's some kind of queen and then refuses to even think about a parade." What the hell is this about a parade? What kind of a parade?" A parade for you. To welcome you. She grew bigger. The sclera of her eyes fractured into segments. They became faceted like those of a bug, growing dark and shiny. Her mouth twisted into pincers and... “Werespider!” I gasped in shock. I had only heard rumors of the race existing, dwelling in those far-eastern lands long lost to knowledge because of the Biomancer Vebrin’s monsters that had spawned all throughout the Vilianth Ocean, cutting off any trade.“You know what I am,” the thing said, its words distorted. She had the.