"You have enjoyed the gifts of Onderious the Wise. May all your wishes serve you well in this life and the one to come!" And with that the coin shined...a bright blue, and was gone. "What the hell happened? Is it going to work?" He asked. "Um, Rebekah..." I said looking down at the ground. "I think we might be like this for a little while." I looked up at my former face, which now seemed to look as if the world was about to end. "I'm sure we can fix it!" I said, trying to be optimistic. "We just. As Mark sat down in the tub behind me he reached around and put his arms around me I sank into him I couldn't help but just loving the way we were at that point in time. As the water started to get cold I got out of the tub and dried off. He again he smacked my was and I gave a little chirp again cause both times it surprised me. As I dried off I walked out of my mom's bath room with nothing on and got into bed. As Mark walk out after me drying off he noticed me in my mom's bed and he asked is. Unlike the fourth and final indignity when Debbie, my girlfriend of five years, informed me in no uncertain terms that I was history. She gave me a week to pack my things and get the hell out of her life and, no, she didnt want to discuss it. Not only did I lose the lover Id considered spending the rest of my life with, but the roof over my head too. So when things get that bad, they can only get better, right? Well, not immediately as it transpired. Cycling back from football practice late. While coming out she had lot of stuff to carry as they shifted newly. So i asked her do you need any help she said “haan, bus ye ek bag le lo”. So on the way we talk a lot about likes and dislikes. Finally we reached her home, then before leaving i just asked her anything else coz i also wanted to be with her. She became very jovial to me and said “bhot kaam h tumse toh” in a sexy way. I went to her and asked her tell me. She asked me “thoda saman adjust karne me help kar do”. Two hours passed.