Bill agreed to wait for me, but I was convinced he was already wondering what kind of dufus he and Mary had agreed to meet.Bill and I had connected th...ough a Craigslist ad he had placed over a month before. I know Craigslist is filled with scammers, picture collectors, people with fantasies they never intend to fulfill, and some just plain losers. But, one in one hundred times I had found some really nice people. Now I was afraid Bill would sense he had picked one of those losers. Early on Bill. You told me to dance with him, you asked him to stay after the party, you told me to take my knickers off for him. And I wasn’t the one with the fucking camera, either. Remember?”“Yeah, well it ain’t going to happen again. If you see him again I’ll divorce you.”“You’d better get the papers drawn up then ‘cos I’m going to see him now.”“I’ll change the locks while you’re out.”“Go to hell.”I grabbed my car keys.~~~“Where are you?” I asked Marcus on my phone.“In the pub, baby. Why?”“Stay there. And. She had only one memory, and that was of violence.He picked Candy up at 6:00 and returned to the Chinese restaurant to which he had first taken her. He’d noticed before that they had fairly fast service, and he thought they wouldn’t have much business on Christmas Eve. He was right on both matters. They got fortune cookies a few minutes after 7:00. He put his hand on hers before she opened the cookie.“Look, when we’re done here, I’d like to take you back to my apartment.”“You going to show me. I was shocked screamed for James, I told him what had happened and he ran out and had it out with the guy. a little bit of commotion and he told the window cleaner to come inside, so he could explain himself. I Put on my dressing gown and went downstairs to join them. At this point I'm in the lounge with James and the window cleaner, who is now bright red in the face and quite clearly mortified. we discovered his name was Kev, he was only 18! and the poor lad was still a virgin. "No wonder the.