Ken then said" I have what you asked for have you got what I want Alf", with that Alf got up and went to a cupboard and produced a bag which he handed...to Ken, Ken looked inside and said" great stuff here's yours and proceeded to hand him a bag, I cant tell you what was inside these bags suffice to say it looked like magazines and videos, with that Alf said to ken" why don't you take a walk Ken along the seafront for an hour, Ken said" fine I need some air and he got up and left looking at me as. "She said, "What goes up the hill on three legs and down the hill on four?"He said, "Uh?" He got out his laptop. He Googled it. He did everything that he could, and he finally had to realize that he couldn't answer it. He gave her $500. She put it in her pocket.He said, "What's the answer?"She gave him $5.Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert. I told him jokingly that if I was going to give myself the chance to meet her and to get her, she said yes, to give her a phone number to call me as soon as I got to the hotel, I gave her my Nextel number, many remember in 2002 Nextel assigned a local phone number, told me to disconnect and that as soon as I arrived at the hotel I dialed to give me the room number and I went to see it; I disconnected and continued surfing the net watching porn videos of transsexuals and transvestites to warm me. - Come back tomorrow my Angel, I know where you stay during your trip. Beware the consequences if you don’t show your butt here. You might regret it…Back at my hotel, i saw the landlord looking at me, all dressed (or undressed) as a cheap whore. I’m sure i saw him touching his cock as he smell the dry cum on me. I go back to my room and take a long hot shower. Do i go eat something or just lay down in bed trying to find a way to escape Mauro? The phone rings, it’s the landlord.- Hello?- Sorry.